twilight-blaze:

bananonbinary:

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

  • saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up
  • saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum
  • saying “skill issue” when something is 100% outside of anyone’s control

(via spitblaze)

wizpolys:

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This is smug.girl and she’s an early internet virus watch out for her

Her interests are girls, kissing girls, destroying small to mid size server farms, and holding hands with girls

Key phrases:

“Wanna chat? ❤️”

“Wdym ‘why would I ask you to enable ssh access for me’ don’t you want to hang out at work? :P ”

“😤 stop ignoring me i need your answer in the next 3 minutes and 15 seconds”

(via miss-wizard)


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